"No way!" Jin Ling exclaims. "At the Jingshi?!" He busts out laughing. "It's like Wei-qianbei personal naughty stash of crap he isn't supposed to have in Cloud Recesses!" His uncle was such an idiot. He loves him, though. Sometimes.

He shakes his head. "Those Lans though. They like to pretend they're so good and righteous but you remember when Hanguang Jun took that bottle of liquor upstairs in the inn right in front of all of us, right? Maybe you should take that as a sign you can be kinky as hell and get Jingyi something he can wear for you underneath his robes!"

No one would be the wiser and with the two young men finally showing signs of moving in that direction, would it be such a bad gift? What would Zizhen think if he knew Jingyi was wearing something he picked out hidden under all that pious white?

Huh, he wonders if this is what attracted Wei-qianbei to Hanguang Jun in the first place. He was getting a little turned on and he was talking about Jingyi. He loved the guy and while he was attractive, he was very much hung up on someone else- thank you very much.

"You don't think Hanguang Jun uses any of that stuff too do you? The pornography, the liquor, all that?"